... We have an unused satellite dish that is decorated with old CD's that we use for a shooting target. We also, on occasion, hang Mountain Dew cans from a tree branches. One can't have too many targets to aim for.
... We have had toilet seats on our kitchen table. They are new, however, and the kitchen table was just the staging area for my in-house toilet seat replacement person.
... I throw my empties in the flowerbed. Kidding. I set it down and the wind blew it over.
... Our dog fights me for the box o' wine.
I win every time.
Have the BEST day ever!